Funny Things My Kid Says http://c3gps.com/blog This is an online record of the funny things my daughter says. Sat, 10 Jul 2010 22:00:35 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 The Waitress http://c3gps.com/blog/?p=96 http://c3gps.com/blog/?p=96#comments Wed, 09 Jun 2010 23:39:51 +0000 C3GPS http://c3gps.com/blog/?p=96 Continue reading →]]> Sam and I went to Bandana’s to eat. She had already eaten lunch so I was going to eat while she colored. She colored the back of the kid’s menu and was coloring on some paper towels when the following short conversation took place.

Waitress: Did you draw on the back of the menu?
Sam: Yes.
Waitress: What is it?
Sam: Ninja swords.
Waitress: I can put it up on the wall over there if you would like.
Sam: Ok.
Waitress: Would you like to do it or would you rather I do it?
Sam: You do it. I’m in the middle of something here.

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Me: Why?
Sam: Because it heals cuts two days faster than store brands!

]]> http://c3gps.com/blog/?feed=rss2&p=94 0 Roxanne http://c3gps.com/blog/?p=92 http://c3gps.com/blog/?p=92#comments Thu, 27 May 2010 02:58:16 +0000 C3GPS http://c3gps.com/blog/?p=92 The song “Roxanne” was on the radio in the car today.

Sam: We saw this song in Hawaii.
Me: We did?
Sam: Yeah we saw lots of rock sand there. Some of it was even red.

]]> http://c3gps.com/blog/?feed=rss2&p=92 0 Brother or Sister? http://c3gps.com/blog/?p=90 http://c3gps.com/blog/?p=90#comments Thu, 18 Mar 2010 02:44:04 +0000 C3GPS http://c3gps.com/blog/?p=90 As we were leaving Tae Kwan Do the other day, another father asked Sam if she wanted a brother or sister.

Sam: No, my momma is too old.

]]> http://c3gps.com/blog/?feed=rss2&p=90 0 The Water Gun http://c3gps.com/blog/?p=88 http://c3gps.com/blog/?p=88#comments Fri, 05 Mar 2010 02:04:14 +0000 C3GPS http://c3gps.com/blog/?p=88 Continue reading →]]> Usually in the mornings I get up, turn on Sam’s light and then I use the bathroom before going in to actually wake her up. Today she got up after I turned on the light and walked in on me while I was using the bathroom.

Sam: Daddy.
Me: How many times have I told you not to walk in on people using the bathroom?
Sam: You have a water gun for a coochie.

]]> http://c3gps.com/blog/?feed=rss2&p=88 0 Pixie Stix http://c3gps.com/blog/?p=86 http://c3gps.com/blog/?p=86#comments Fri, 05 Mar 2010 02:01:39 +0000 C3GPS http://c3gps.com/blog/?p=86 Sam: I want to have pixie stix every day for dinner.
Me: [Chuckle]
Sam: I’m serious. I want one every day.

[Note: She gave up pixie stix for Lent]

]]> http://c3gps.com/blog/?feed=rss2&p=86 0 Saint http://c3gps.com/blog/?p=83 http://c3gps.com/blog/?p=83#comments Sun, 06 Dec 2009 02:59:51 +0000 C3GPS http://c3gps.com/blog/?p=83 Continue reading →]]> We were listening to The Beatles (of course) and All You Need is Love was on.

Sam: Daddy this song is about Saints.
Me: Huh?
Sam: Saints are all about love. If you want to be a saint, you have to be all about love and give all of your stuff away. But not my stuff.

]]> http://c3gps.com/blog/?feed=rss2&p=83 0 The Usual http://c3gps.com/blog/?p=81 http://c3gps.com/blog/?p=81#comments Sat, 07 Nov 2009 19:35:12 +0000 C3GPS http://c3gps.com/blog/?p=81 We went to O’Charley’s to eat, which we do relatively often.

Mom: Sam, do you want the same thing you always get?
Sam: I don’t always get the same thing.
Mom: Then what do you want?
Sam: The usual.

]]> http://c3gps.com/blog/?feed=rss2&p=81 0 MP3 Player http://c3gps.com/blog/?p=79 http://c3gps.com/blog/?p=79#comments Tue, 20 Oct 2009 02:09:23 +0000 C3GPS http://c3gps.com/blog/?p=79 Continue reading →]]> Sam recently got an mp3 player from her uncle Jared. Of course, we put all the Beatles albums on it that we have. On the way home from school today Bohemian Rhapsody was on the radio. Keep in mind, she’s only 6.

Me: Do you want me to put Queen on your mp3 player?
Sam: No, I don’t like Queen.
Me: You like “Another One Bites the Dust”.
Sam: I like that one you can put it on. You can put some Heart on too. And maybe some Pink Floyd.

]]> http://c3gps.com/blog/?feed=rss2&p=79 0 Bed Size http://c3gps.com/blog/?p=77 http://c3gps.com/blog/?p=77#comments Sun, 27 Sep 2009 22:56:44 +0000 C3GPS http://c3gps.com/blog/?p=77 Sam spent the night with her best friend Megan. The next day I asked if they slept on the same bed and she said they didn’t.

Me: Is Megan’s bed smaller than your bed?
Sam: No, mine is bigger.

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