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The Red Reindeer and the Yellow Zebra

So we went geocaching today with Dr. C3GPS, Sam and me. After trekking through the woods and walking up a huge hill, we found what we were looking for. However, we had to walk back. Since the trek included a … Continue reading

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She wants to grow up!

Sam was brushing her teeth this morning and was getting a drink to rinse her mouth. Sam: I hate this countertop. Me: Why? Sam: It hurts my belly when I turn on the water. Me: Well, you’re just going to … Continue reading

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Funny Words that Sam Messes Up.

Navor = Neighbor Incept = Except Shuggle = Shovel Boofaful = Beautiful Forgether = Together Jump Rope = Jumper (Her school uniform) Shark Invested = Shark Infested Thieth = Thief Legaler = Regular Crayron = Crayon Extramation Point = Exclamation … Continue reading

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Sam says funny things all the time.

A few days ago when we had 8 inches of snow on the ground, Sam and I went out to shovel/play in it.  While I was shovelling, she was playing and found a large chunk of ice which she proceeded … Continue reading

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