Category Archives: Funny Samantha Stories

Sam: Did you run on the treadmill today? Me: Yes, I told you earlier I ran a mile. Sam: Oh, how far did you go?

We were discussing the signs the other day and told Sam she was a Gemini. Sam: What’s that, some kind of Indian Tribe?

We are always telling Sam that she is a bottomless pit, due to the fact that she eats constantly. So, one day she and I were out eating and she had completely stuffed herself. She was looking a bit lethargic, … Continue reading →

Sam was getting ready to get into the shower and was wearing only a t-shirt. Sam: Daddy look (she bends over and sticks out her butt). Me: Great, get in the shower. Sam: Did you see me? I stuck out … Continue reading →

Sam received some goo from her Uncle Jared for Christmas this year. The sole purpose of this goo is to make fart noises when you put your hand into it. Me: Are you going to take your fart stuff to … Continue reading →

Zeta Zeta Zeta Puppy of the world But sometimes I see That she has hurled

Sam decided to wear pants under her jumper today since it was chilly outside. The problem is that she chose pants that were about 6 inches too short. Me: You need to change your pants. Those don’t fit you. Sam: … Continue reading →

Sam brought me a cookbook and told me to pick out a dessert. Sam: Daddy pick out a dessert from this book. Me: Ok, I’ll have to find what page they start on. Sam: Just look in the Table of … Continue reading →

Sam was talking about her three current boyfriends, one of whom is going to be her husband. However, she then informed me that she will be getting a fourth boyfriend soon. Me: Who will the fourth one be? Sam: I … Continue reading →

Sam and I went to Bandana’s to eat. She had already eaten lunch so I was going to eat while she colored. She colored the back of the kid’s menu and was coloring on some paper towels when the following … Continue reading →