Sam decided to wear pants under her jumper today since it was chilly outside. The problem is that she chose pants that were about 6 inches too short.
Me: You need to change your pants. Those don’t fit you.
Sam: Yes they do.
Me: No, they don’t. They are way too short.
Sam: Well the rules sheet says that they just have to be blue or black.
Me: Well my rules sheet says they also have to fit.
Sam: I think you should take out that rules sheet. [Pause] And throw it in the trash.