Sam was brushing her teeth this morning and was getting a drink to rinse her mouth.
Sam: I hate this countertop.
Me: Why?
Sam: It hurts my belly when I turn on the water.
Me: Well, you’re just going to have to grow taller. Momma and I don’t want you to grow up though. We want you to stay 5.
Sam: No! I want to grow up. If I stay 5 I won’t ever get out of school and I hate school!