I have a long-sleeve shirt that I like to wear. A lot. The elbows have huge holes in them. I put it on this morning when I got up before I went to wake Sam up.
Sam: Daddy, you need to stop wearing that shirt.
Me: Why?
Sam: You’re getting too fat for it.
Me: Too fat? What are you talking about.
Sam: You’re getting so fat that it has big holes in it.
Me: What do holes in the elbows have to do with a fat belly?
Sam: You just need to stop wearing it.