One evening when Momma was working late, I made Sam some fishsticks and green beans. Apparently I did it wrong.
Sam: Why did you cut my fishsticks in half?
Me: I thought it would be easier for you to eat.
Sam: I don’t like them cut in half.
Me: Well, it’s too late now. Next time I won’t cut them.
Sam: (Scowling) When momma gets home I’m gonna tell her about this.