{"id":113,"date":"2011-02-16T19:47:02","date_gmt":"2011-02-17T01:47:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/c3gps.com\/blog\/?p=113"},"modified":"2011-02-16T19:47:02","modified_gmt":"2011-02-17T01:47:02","slug":"the-crack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/c3gps.com\/blog\/?p=113","title":{"rendered":"The Crack"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sam was getting ready to get into the shower and was wearing only a t-shirt.<\/p>\n<p>Sam:  Daddy look (she bends over and sticks out her butt).<br \/>\nMe:  Great, get in the shower.<br \/>\nSam:  Did you see me?  I stuck out my butt until the crack opened up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sam was getting ready to get into the shower and was wearing only a t-shirt. Sam: Daddy look (she bends over and sticks out her butt). Me: Great, get in the shower. Sam: Did you see me? I stuck out &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/c3gps.com\/blog\/?p=113\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-113","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-samanthastories"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/c3gps.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/c3gps.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/c3gps.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/c3gps.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/c3gps.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=113"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/c3gps.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":114,"href":"https:\/\/c3gps.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113\/revisions\/114"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/c3gps.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=113"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/c3gps.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=113"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/c3gps.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=113"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}