{"id":14,"date":"2009-02-14T19:03:10","date_gmt":"2009-02-14T19:03:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/c3gps.com\/blog\/?p=14"},"modified":"2009-02-14T19:03:10","modified_gmt":"2009-02-14T19:03:10","slug":"she-wants-to-grow-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/c3gps.com\/blog\/?p=14","title":{"rendered":"She wants to grow up!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sam was brushing her teeth this morning and was getting a drink to rinse her mouth.<\/p>\n<p>Sam: I hate this countertop.<br \/>\nMe:  Why?<br \/>\nSam: It hurts my belly when I turn on the water.<br \/>\nMe:  Well, you&#8217;re just going to have to grow taller.  Momma and I don&#8217;t want you to grow up though.  We want you to stay 5.<br \/>\nSam: No!  I want to grow up.  If I stay 5 I won&#8217;t ever get out of school and I hate school!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sam was brushing her teeth this morning and was getting a drink to rinse her mouth. Sam: I hate this countertop. Me: Why? Sam: It hurts my belly when I turn on the water. Me: Well, you&#8217;re just going to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/c3gps.com\/blog\/?p=14\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-samanthastories"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/c3gps.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/c3gps.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/c3gps.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/c3gps.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/c3gps.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/c3gps.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15,"href":"https:\/\/c3gps.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14\/revisions\/15"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/c3gps.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/c3gps.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/c3gps.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}