{"id":26,"date":"2009-02-19T03:42:36","date_gmt":"2009-02-19T03:42:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/c3gps.com\/blog\/?p=26"},"modified":"2009-02-19T03:42:36","modified_gmt":"2009-02-19T03:42:36","slug":"daddys-old-shirt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/c3gps.com\/blog\/?p=26","title":{"rendered":"Daddy&#8217;s Old Shirt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have a long-sleeve shirt that I like to wear.  A lot.  The elbows have huge holes in them.  I put it on this morning when I got up before I went to wake Sam up.<\/p>\n<p>Sam:  Daddy, you need to stop wearing that shirt.<br \/>\nMe:  Why?<br \/>\nSam:  You&#8217;re getting too fat for it.<br \/>\nMe:  Too fat?  What are you talking about.<br \/>\nSam:  You&#8217;re getting so fat that it has big holes in it.<br \/>\nMe:  What do holes in the elbows have to do with a fat belly?<br \/>\nSam:  You just need to stop wearing it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have a long-sleeve shirt that I like to wear. A lot. The elbows have huge holes in them. I put it on this morning when I got up before I went to wake Sam up. Sam: Daddy, you need &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/c3gps.com\/blog\/?p=26\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-samanthastories"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/c3gps.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/c3gps.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/c3gps.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/c3gps.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/c3gps.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=26"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/c3gps.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27,"href":"https:\/\/c3gps.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26\/revisions\/27"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/c3gps.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=26"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/c3gps.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=26"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/c3gps.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=26"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}