{"id":57,"date":"2009-03-12T17:41:58","date_gmt":"2009-03-12T17:41:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/c3gps.com\/blog\/?p=57"},"modified":"2009-03-12T17:41:58","modified_gmt":"2009-03-12T17:41:58","slug":"fish-sticks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/c3gps.com\/blog\/?p=57","title":{"rendered":"Fish Sticks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One evening when Momma was working late, I made Sam some fishsticks and green beans.  Apparently I did it wrong.<\/p>\n<p>Sam: Why did you cut my fishsticks in half?<br \/>\nMe: I thought it would be easier for you to eat.<br \/>\nSam: I don&#8217;t like them cut in half.<br \/>\nMe: Well, it&#8217;s too late now.  Next time I won&#8217;t cut them.<br \/>\nSam: (Scowling) When momma gets home I&#8217;m gonna tell her about this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One evening when Momma was working late, I made Sam some fishsticks and green beans. Apparently I did it wrong. Sam: Why did you cut my fishsticks in half? Me: I thought it would be easier for you to eat. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/c3gps.com\/blog\/?p=57\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-57","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-samanthastories"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/c3gps.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/c3gps.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/c3gps.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/c3gps.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/c3gps.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=57"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/c3gps.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":58,"href":"https:\/\/c3gps.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57\/revisions\/58"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/c3gps.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=57"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/c3gps.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=57"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/c3gps.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=57"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}