{"id":88,"date":"2010-03-05T02:04:14","date_gmt":"2010-03-05T02:04:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/c3gps.com\/blog\/?p=88"},"modified":"2010-03-05T02:04:14","modified_gmt":"2010-03-05T02:04:14","slug":"the-water-gun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/c3gps.com\/blog\/?p=88","title":{"rendered":"The Water Gun"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Usually in the mornings I get up, turn on Sam&#8217;s light and then I use the bathroom before going in to actually wake her up.  Today she got up after I turned on the light and walked in on me while I was using the bathroom.<\/p>\n<p>Sam:  Daddy.<br \/>\nMe:  How many times have I told you not to walk in on people using the bathroom?<br \/>\nSam:  You have a water gun for a coochie.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Usually in the mornings I get up, turn on Sam&#8217;s light and then I use the bathroom before going in to actually wake her up. Today she got up after I turned on the light and walked in on me &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/c3gps.com\/blog\/?p=88\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-88","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-samanthastories"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/c3gps.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/c3gps.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/c3gps.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/c3gps.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/c3gps.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=88"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/c3gps.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":89,"href":"https:\/\/c3gps.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/88\/revisions\/89"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/c3gps.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=88"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/c3gps.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=88"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/c3gps.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=88"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}